Faraz Status

Real-time status of Faraz's biological systems. Here we post updates about availability for work, replies, and creative output. For unrelated questions please contact my wife.

Core Systems

Operational

30 days ago 88.4 % uptime Today

CardiovascularOperational

Immune ResponseDegraded

RespiratoryPartial Outage

Thermal RegulationOperational

Cognitive Processing

Operational

30 days ago 84.7 % uptime Today

Focus & AttentionDegraded

Memory RetrievalOperational

Verbal OutputPartial Outage

Communication APIs

Partial Outage

30 days ago 89.3 % uptime Today

Creative Output

Degraded

30 days ago 82.1 % uptime Today

Physical Mobility

Operational

30 days ago 94.5 % uptime Today

Sleep / Recovery Pipeline

Operational

30 days ago 99.4 % uptime Today

Active Incidents

Unscheduled biological maintenance event

Opened May 15, 2026 — 22:30 MVT · Affects: Core Systems, Cognitive, Communication, Creative

Recovering

Most systems back online. Verbal Output still impaired — throat module hasn't re-deployed. Otherwise broadly functional. Will continue monitoring.

May 21, 2026 — 11:20 MVT

Monitoring

Peak severity reached over the weekend. Horizontal deployment initiated. Coffee protocol attempted; results inconclusive. No ETA for full restoration.

May 18, 2026 — 14:00 MVT

Identified

Root cause confirmed as viral intrusion. Immune response escalated. Multiple downstream systems affected.

May 16, 2026 — 08:15 MVT

Investigating

Anomalous thermal readings detected Friday evening. Subject went offline shortly after dinner. Standard recovery protocols engaged.

May 15, 2026 — 22:30 MVT

Past Incidents

May 2, 2026

Sleep deficit — cognitive lag

Duration: 48h 20m · Affected: Cognitive Processing, Creative Output

Resolved

April 28, 2026

Deadline-induced cortisol spike

Duration: 6h 10m · Affected: Communication APIs, Focus

Resolved

April 14 – April 27

No incidents reported.