Faraz Status

Real-time status of Faraz's biological systems. Here we post updates about availability for work, replies, and creative output. For unrelated questions please contact my wife.

Core Systems

Partial Outage

30 days ago 91.2 % uptime Today

CardiovascularDegraded

Immune ResponsePartial Outage

RespiratoryDegraded

Thermal RegulationMajor Outage

Cognitive Processing

Degraded

30 days ago 87.4 % uptime Today

Focus & AttentionPartial Outage

Memory RetrievalDegraded

Verbal OutputDegraded

Communication APIs

Major Outage

30 days ago 94.1 % uptime Today

Creative Output

Major Outage

30 days ago 89.6 % uptime Today

Physical Mobility

Degraded

30 days ago 96.8 % uptime Today

Sleep / Recovery Pipeline

Operational

30 days ago 99.4 % uptime Today

Active Incidents

Unscheduled biological maintenance event

Opened May 17, 2026 — 06:00 MVT · Affects: Core Systems, Cognitive, Communication, Creative

Monitoring

Horizontal deployment initiated. System on watch. Coffee protocol attempted; results inconclusive. No ETA for full restoration.

May 17, 2026 — 09:41 MVT

Identified

Root cause confirmed as viral intrusion. Immune response escalated. Multiple downstream systems affected.

May 17, 2026 — 07:15 MVT

Investigating

Anomalous thermal readings detected overnight. Subject woke up feeling like deprecated software. Standard recovery protocols engaged.

May 17, 2026 — 06:00 MVT

Past Incidents

May 2, 2026

Sleep deficit — cognitive lag

Duration: 48h 20m · Affected: Cognitive Processing, Creative Output

Resolved

April 28, 2026

Deadline-induced cortisol spike

Duration: 6h 10m · Affected: Communication APIs, Focus

Resolved

April 14 – April 27

No incidents reported.